motor butt

somehow i wish that i didnt see this video

ITS SUPER GAY LAH WTF

and you think that ryan su is da gayest thing in town.

scroll to approx 1 min to see that man in action.

no haisong. i have nothing against them. if u want me to prove it, i can go dig up some scandals about you and post the juiciest parts here =)

In response to our reports, Chongyi has excitedly sacrificed a small portion of his time with elaine to grant us a short but enlightening interview...

4csouthpaws: Hey chongyi, it is rumoured that you play the position of the spiker in the vball team, mainly incharge of spiking elaine's drinks with your love potion so that she will fall madly in love with you... can u please verify that?

CY: Errr... Still need to spike meh?

Well with that, he turned away from us and flashed a lovey-dovey smile at Elaine, whose heart immediately melted... Perhaps, just perhaps, because of a stunning discovery that we made using the amazing lovecalculator in our previous attempts, he has redirected his love potions to spike another person's drink, managing to bring that person and his <3 percentage to 97%! Due to the fact that our reporters do not wish to be stoned in school by people like the canoeists, that person's name will remain a secret, known by joel lee... and thats all we have folks, stay tuned for more news.

Turn the tide

in retaliation to cindy's blasphemous and life-threatening rants, the bloggers of 4csouthpaws.blogspot.com in lieu of the calamitious consequences that we are likely to face, decides that we shall just...
















tell you

straight in the face! haha XD

Sorry for the lack of updates. Due to the fag that our dear admin Joel Lee has been pretty caught up with his rehearsals for guitar concert, he has been unable to post anything on this blog. To quote him...

Shifu: EH joel, update leh
Joel: duwan la. my fingers so tired from playing guitar that i cant even lift them
Shifu: Wah not bad leh u can type without lifting ur fingers
Joel: WTF. _|_
(incase people had doubt about what that sign means. it is the 3rd finger of either hands that joel has, depending on which one he is using to **** and which one is free at that moment)

So poor shifu, after getting the notorious finger of the Finger Initiative, goes on the hunt for our cameraman Guang Hao, more affectionately known as Cindy. I heard that in an attempt to bear some resemblence in his name to our founding father Sir STAMFORD Raffles, he has decided to lengthen his name to CINDY STAMPFORD, obviously a rip off Cindy Crawford's name. And to top it all off, he even had a makeover. Here are some exclusive photos brought to you by the 4Csouthpaws admin team.



However, Cindy was too busy to upload the videos he had taken of our sexploits. The reason he gave was simple - He was constantly getting disconnected from the internet, which he claimed was caused by his lousy router. However, we sent an expert panel of technicians down to his house to run diagnostic tests on his computer and came up with interesting results. The true reason he kept getting disconnected was because of the tremendous amount of people trying to download the countless videos that he hosts on his new laptop. You name it, he has it. Korean, japanese, chinese, english, german...

So, shifu once again has nothing of substantial entertainment to post. Oh yes, the disclaimer before i forget. The **** that you saw above about joel does not start with W and end with ANK. It starts with T and ends with a YPE. You must be really bored to have read the whole post.

dreamix

hello hello.

anyone interested in watching dreamix? it's 21st april, 630.

they're featuring local rock bands like electrico, zhen, eic blablabla.

tickets are at $10! haha. y dont' all of us go tgt :D

bryon

the finger initiative

today's entry will be different as for the 1st time, 4csouthpaws.blogspot.com would be fighting for a cause. a cause that could change your life forever.


The Finger Initiative was set up on 1946 in the Great Britain, during the tumulous post-war period. its founder, Sir Olfactory McDigg, traumatised by the ravages of the war and the mass starvation that was occuring throughout the state, pictured an utopiac vision where "people.. could be self-sufficient and not need to worry about hunger". he was determined to find a cheap, and efficient wat to feed the masses. it strikes to him one day that, what else could be a better method if the food source comes directly from people? gold-digging, he said, is effortless and yet it is rich in fibre and proteins with the essential minerals and vitamins needed in our daily intake. furthermore, it is self-replenishing and a renewable source of food.



the rest was history. The Finger Initiative has since developed into a non-profitable organisation that has its prescense in 160 countries throughout the globe. it has offered humanitarian aid to countries devawstated by natural disasters and famines and offered education courses in all our branches. we boast 82589 volunteers that have been working with our cause throughout all these years.


dr.jiak pi sai, an expert in the field of nutrition studies, and a professor in the Normal University of China (yes it does exist), says that nose digging helps in blood circulation and has proved effective in countering 36 known diseases.

"its fantastic" says Mr. Chee Koh, regional head of The Finger Initiative. "i have been observing these poor little fragile starving children at macdonald's and i say to myself: 'how can i feed those children and give them some daddy loving?' that is when i devoted myself to the finger Initiative cause, and have been actively fingering since then".



Mr Koh has even volunteered to be the model for its public campaign poster to "educate the masses about the numerous benefits of nasal-stimulation" when asked about the details, mr koh replied that he is "very busy right now" and has to rush back to his office at mac's to attend to the group of ri boys which had just finished lessons, and he hastily left via bus 156.




you can help by pledging to be an active finger-er or help to spread the word around your community. alternatively, you can donate to the singapore office at MacDonald's, Junction 8, Singapore.