Announcement: Shifu.RJC has pwned GuangHao.RJC aka cindy's head for 10gold.

in an exciting match played over the CTs, guanghao spammed spells to lower his chem grades in an attempt to win. It was a close fight and both sides poured in blood sweat and tears, guanghao fought hard, but at the last moment, Shifu casted SUNDER, swapping guanghao's originally lower score with his own. As a result, the scores stand as follows:

Shi Fu : Guang Hao
9.5/80 : 12.5/80

Conclusion: GG guanghao, better luck next time. im going to get myself a divine rapier using the gold.

I, Lim Shi Fu of 2S03M, hearby declare that if my Chemistry Grade for Common Test 1 2006 is higher then Leong Guang Hao of 2S06F I will pay him:

TEN DOLLARS AND ZERO CENTS ONLY (Singapore Dollars aka A Red Note)

And vice versa if his Chemistry Grade is higher than me.

All readers bear witness to this.

signed

p.s. on top of that if he wins me i will make sure he licks my shit mwahahahhaa

double-bashing =]

Ok peeps heres the outline next week:

We all play –ap, go mass stunners and item build double bashers coz its jem’s (30th) and joel lee’s (31st) birthday next week!! =] Give dem a holysh!t day hahaha. So I am proposing a class outing on like erm Friday night? So we can double bash de both of dem at like mebbe chompchomp or anywhere else u all want lah. Doesn’t reely matter rite, juz get tgt can liao. So set or not guys? Plz confirm asap eh dun screw things up for dem k? :)

Walk down e laine of yi-ternal love

A picture says a thousand words... Here's my few thousand words essay... wah longer than my gp essay... which was like 700words long. On your right is a scanned receipt, taken from the deep insides of chongyi's wallet. Our reporters were quite surprised that cy decided to conduct his sneaky dates at a place nearer to school ---> J8. woot. To prove his point that he really loved Elaine, he even ordered 1 chic - Elaine.





Next, we found an old receipt of the much highly hyped Ajisen Outing. You can find the link to the report on the navigation bar. Oh yea. In case you are thinking to yourself that we cooked up all these using our elite photoshop skills (mind you we are not as xiaxuay as xiaxue), the receipts have been safely returned to the warmth and comfort of chongyi's ass wallet.

And that's all for this issue of "A walk down e laine of yi-ternal love" (read: A walk down the lane of eternal love)

The FourSee Times

To make ch0ngyi less embarrassed, our team of reporters have decided to sidetrack from the hot news abit today, by delving into more mundane topics. First off, we have an announcement for all you mugger toads out there.

NUS OPEN HOUSE 2006
Date: 11 and 12 March
Time: aiyah who cares just go whenever we feel like it lor.

Anyone interested in going for it? Please contact shifu if you are.

Next, we have a shocking discovery. Recently, in a premier tertiary education institution in the bishan amk area, the jedi master has been reborne. However.... He is not what he used to be... from a small and short green being, he is transformed himself in what seems like a giant...

Stroking his chin and pondering over intricate issues about the universe, he stares intently forward as he wonders about the future.

Oh yes. we are currently coming up with an official name for the compilation of articles of chongyi's exploits. Please leave ur suggestions in the tagboard and we will soon have a poll on it. Non 4C people are welcome to contribute.

wtf

hmmms good to see dat the blog is alive and kicking again! HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHILIP now u can indulge in the watching of ur movies legally =D

Anyway, i think u guys might as well rename de entire blogname to like... suanchongyi.blogspot.com, lets see the next post without the words chongyi elaine <3 wadeva lol. I mean its a class blog after all!!! =[ haha lol

雾锁南洋

as if this blog isnt bizzare enough,

-removed-

this will irritate the shit out of anyone that visits this blog lol.

Phony business

Recently, ever since a certain shuaige by the name of Chong Yi got himself a phone, his conversations have been revolving around phones and their usage. Read on if you don't believe me...

CY: ....(random conversation).... saxaPHONE.....(random convo)
this convo continues and soon he evolved the word.
CY: .... sexyPHONE... hurhurhur.... the PHONE very sexy.......
he then went on to make a statement of no link...
CY: .... .... EH.. ********.
Censored for those who are too innocent and will feel insulted by chongyi's blunt way of telling us what he uses his PHONE for.
In case you are still wondering, the word can be obtained by removing the y from the sexyPHONE, and swapping the remaining 2 words. Now we finally know what chongyi got his phone for... In fact, he is so proud of it, that he boasts about his phone to us on msn.... lets take a look.

..........
!bhu[c]k_ | .ch0ngyi. =] says:
PHONE FOR FUCK?
!bhu[c]k_ | .ch0ngyi. =] says:
haha
..........

this was taken from a chat long between me, joel and chongyi.

Mini Joke Session

Due to the fear of being labelled a racist, a certain joke i heard on msn cannot be posted here. But for those of you who are looking for a quickie (not what u think... i meant a quick joke), here's one about something that most, if not all guys love (again not what u think la omg)

Why is it that people don't buy 6 ultimate orbs?



*drum rolls*



Cause orb effects dont stack. Go figure.

indeed

alright thats our man of few words. heh!

lets have a dota outing after common test. or operation geylang ftw. (rmb the plan last december?) we could eat sum live seafood and watch some live shows as well.




EPL of course. what were YOU thinking?



anyway in case you all havent noticed, after 17 years living in telecommunication isolation, the chongyi decides to renounce his defiance and got himself a coolio nokia handphone with COLOUR SCREEN. WOOH.

spam him at 82884029. spread the love