omgomgomg i got the last 10 qns correct! wtfimba

haha disclaimer: i'm not a sick shit.

A Primary School teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1.
My sister is in Primary 3 and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!"
The teacher took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, and behave.
The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in. The
conditions were explained, and Harry agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1 student should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to Primary 3."
The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher
questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.
Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two ?"
Harry: "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
(The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer....)
Harry: "Coconut."

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum."
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Shake hands."
Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do." Who am I??
Harry: "A Tent."
Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." What am I?? (Principal was looking restless and a bit tense)
Harry: "A Wedding Ring."
Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good." What am I??
Harry: "A Nose."
Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver." What am I??
Harry: "An Arrow."
Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this ass in Primary 6 !

I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself."

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eh seriously let's go boonlay. hahaha i wan my cip hours =D oops.

And i was thinking of telling my mum that i'll go to the airport to mug and countdown as the planes touched down. Then i realised there is no one for me to look forward to, much unlike the ever sneaky CY --- what a good prostitute u make. [quoted off some random blog i was reading] right. oieh bryon this is supposed to be a secret/private blog ok.

anway. Phillip had a very white christmas this year. He decided to go on a shopping spree and bought 2 shirts frm newbie town in j8, then came to my house cause there is this salon that cut my hair and phil thinks its nice so he wanna cut there too [sorry phil, im nt gay]. ME, being the as usual-ly grounded boy i am, couldnt 'pei' him to eat dinner after his haircut, so he found a replacement. SERENE TEOH! woot! in case u all havent figured, he picked her out of 5 2342343474523412 girls to choose from to be his co ogl. ok the string of numbers is irrelevant. interesting things to note about his sneaky date - they shared a drink. they shared the same slice of pizza. The location : NYP. no. its not nanyang poly. its NEW YORK PIZZA. eh cy this is much cheaper than ajisen ok? and ya incase u wondering. it can be found in century square too. dont have to come all the way to my neighbourhood ok? =)

joelllllll.

haha harloe are u asking to be raped.

how come so long no updateeee!

come on admin stop slacking :D hahaha.

u can tell us more about cy. or changi airport also can.

bto

Countdown @ Boon Lay 2006 !!

Eh peeps i think u all know dis already lah budden i am juz informing u all again.... yepp come down for de countdown@boonlay2006 on 31 dec! =] I know its kinda off budden u all can come and stayover or even better still, if sumone actually lets out his house for us to stay over after de whole countdown thingy is over.

Anyway its gonna be fun lah, and i am in charge of de foam party!! hahaha u all can come and be our foam machines and make more white stuff =x ok fuk dat was damn sick
Yepp if all of u come down and play around it will be great fun =] Merry Christmas to all !

disclaimer

lol watever shifu/joel is going to blog abt is purely fictitious and a product of their very own imagination!

anyway, wishing everyone a merry christmas!

i'm dreaming of a white chirstmas~~~

Chomp Chomp part 2 FTW outing

yo yo everyone philip's here! as u all must be dying for another 4c outing, im proposing that we shld go to chomp chomp again, ftw! after that im sure gh would kindly lend us his house for abit of havoc fun haha.

alternatively we can go lanning/ kbox/ beach volleyball/ go geylang hitch some chicks/ etc.

proposed date is 27th dec. anyone has any violent objections???

click here to see how malaysia car got slammed by ang moh critics

LOL this is like so no link

Quotes from the 3 GOSU.

joel:
he who procrastinates, ejacluates

joel surprises us with his sudden outburst of wisdom

philip:

he who is innocent, is indecent

OK IM BAD IN THIS K? HAHA

shifu:
he who studies organisms, has orgasms
he who fantasizes, circumsizes
he who trains has no restrains
charity got community chest

haha shifu is teh real GOSU

wheeeee!!

Yay finally had class outing!! =]

Anyway i am juz glad the class is still as close as ever and there wasnt the awkwardness of not having talked or seen each other in such a long time. Dota was great, CS was fun, pool was surprisingly good too, tho i personally dun reely like it. But i guess its juz the people dat makes de diff. =]

Well dinner cud definitely have been much better lah, and nuthin beats chompchomp i guess =p christmas bash anyone? no prizes for guessing whos gonna be in the thick of the action hahaha =)

wah song yesterday was damn gosulatingly fun. next up..... chomp chomp episode 2? like perhaps towards the last few days of e hols when pple like phillip will be back in singapore. someting like a last party before the new year of exciting mugging starts. hahahaha.

oh man what am i doing.

eh joel i carn make it on sat! i got trg then organ :( and yes trg's at 1230 dont' ask me why. as tho we ain't black enough.

how come mine's some henry and the hendersons shit hahaha. oh my what's with the AND. lol like how many do i have man. i rmb i did once (dno which site) and it called meee..

GODZILLA

lol so that means it de-powered! WaLaU.

ok now let's see if i were a girl...

BEGGARS CANYON

WORSE LEH.