birthday bash special

well everyone went lanning yesterday, but chongyi has extra e-lanning trainings at home. hahaha.

anyway this is a very special post cos for the 1st time in 4csouthpaws.blogspot.com, we will be celebrating birthday for a non-4cian! and this person is none other than

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the one on the right lah. the one on the left go eat s*** hahaha

thats right its very own 4c DA SAO 大嫂!!! (you shld know who liao hahaha)

though da sao is not from 4c, but since we love chongyi, and she love chongyi too, and since we all love chongyi, we decide to give her a pleasant surprise!! wheeeeee

every person in 4c will get an unique birthday girl and this time, its no exception. however, the birthday gurl this time is very special

really really special :)

so presenting the birthday girl of the day

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tah dah!! this is one HOT bunny man!!! her name is Cutie Yummy :D

andway we figured out that having only birthday girl is abit stingy

so we decided to film a movie too


it will be a blockbuster man, meaning that if u dun watch it, we go and bust ur block down. LOL





the movie is still in the process of vigorous planning but so far this is the storyline. its a love story abt a guy who went thru numerous ordeals n risking his life in order to get that coveted handphone so that he could call his gf :)

Of length and height

Sup dudes and dudettes (yea even those with big biceps and look like brown cows)! I think every now and then, when people get very overworked from mugging, they do need to take a step back and evaluate where they stand, something like a reality check, before they plan their nxt steps in the game of mugging. Joel, me and Eddison (he's nt 4c la, but always come and extra so i guess he is part of southpaws? =p) were taking time to do so after a yummy bio paper of cheese yoghurts and mycoproteins today..

Eddison: WAH LAU, my hair damn short la! [typical vainpok comment]
Shi Fu: (just to keep the conversation going) WAH LAU, I damn short la!

*Drumroll* guess who's next? no prizes for guessing.

Joel: WAH LAU, my **** damn short la! [that was said like 0.5seconds after wad i said, so im quite sure it was a reflex reply and a heartfelt comment]


Now now, don't go around groping poor joel or trying to take off his clothes the next time you see him... We've finally found out why he is so scared of getting stripped.

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me THE EXACT WORDS that were used to put the curse on you."

Without hesitation, the old man says, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Now everyone, you might wonder why i started off this entry with such a cliche JoKe.. The reason is very simple, because 40yrs down the road, maybe you will see some 4c dude doing the same thing.. (Ok cy im nt talking abt u la, i know ur wife is perfect in ur eyes). jz JKing! Now as everyone has seen, Joel has blatantly abused his admin powers to remove the video that we put up abt him... So incase any of you are interested in the contents, just contact me or cy on msn. we have it. After all, it's the sexy and bubbly joel lee getting stripped. (just JKing la, its rated PG only). As CY has put it, the CnE saga has become an outdated thing to post abt... therefore we as admins have to come up with new stuff. In the meantime, endure the jokes as we continue JKing...

wahhhh outrageous TMD

i cant help but feel si bei du lan when i saw these:







WAHH wth is this man?! singapore idol this kind of lao ya show also got rivalry one ah!!!

and most importantly, they rival against ONE GIRL only

wahhhhh similan mannnn

got colin and kero version somemore (refer to the last pic)



somehow it seems that its always the raffles ppl who kena this kind of thing.

remember this guy?


sing so well still get flamed online and get kicked out by RENFRED..... of alllllll ppl...

没天理呀!!!!! boo hoo hoo

sigh. all because we are just a little SMARTER than other ppl... then we have to be subjected to this kind of treatment...

聪明难道也是罪吗? 唉!

as usual, we need a superhero..... (rmb the sec 3 video about nuclear bomb?)


the godfather will beat the crap out of anyone who mess with his chick.

mmmmmmmmm go *****! fight for your love!! catfight!!!

meanwhile, me and joel had come up with a theory to explain the above phenomenom:

joel_ ت™
why meryl kenna ostracized

philip: [c'harmille]` back!!
dunno

joel_ ت™
ppl hate raffles

joel_ ت™
LOL

philip: [c'harmille]` back!!
think we too smart for them

joel_ ت™
roflmao

philip: [c'harmille]` back!!
we got the aura lah

philip: [c'harmille]` back!!
creeps (and lowlife) cannot come near

joel_ ت™
haha

see DOTA explains everything :)

JOELLEE.BIGJELLY =)

Oookkkk suddenly dis blog so active i also muz chip in my bit. Actually its coz dat bitch joel lee keeps bugging me to update so waddehell i am gonna do a special report for him here =p



Cute not? De one on de left la... the right one screw off plz hahahaha. anyway dat yan dao on de lefts joel lee, my gayfren since sec1? Ok la not dat long, we only got steady in sec3 when he sat beside me and got instantly mesmerised haha. Joel started out as a guai innocent little boy in sec1, where he used to sit in his quiet little corner of the classroom mugging away =] Yup picture a boy with gelled hair, neat tucked in uniform and topping the class in every history test -_-" Budden sec1 and 2 still abit de loser lah, plz ask him how de hell he shitted in his pants?! and how he tore his pants apart?! Hahahaha =p

Dennnnnnn....... in sec3 all was to change when he sat beside me and jem lam! =) we totally made a d*mn man outta you rite? hehe yah i bet he nvr he knew wad was de meaning of knnccb and most probably still thought bitch was a female dog (hmm is it?) When he didnt hand in his first homework, we shed tears coz we knew he had grown up to be a real man! yeah dats de spirit joel! haha. Then our conversations started shifting from pokemon to erm... more mature content. Haha all courtesy of him plz i am innocent! ^_^ Well and joels always been very popular in 3/4 C! Yah so popular dat everyone juz wants to get a touch of his stomach and chest.... hmmmmm =]Guanghao pics plz thanks! heres a video dat was taken on my bdae haha lol.

- Video removed. Please keep this blog G-rated.

Thanks,
your ever lovely admin Joel

Yup so dats de history of joel lee. Basically hes a nice guy la..... ok i lied hes a bitch. hmmph stupid kaypoh cock who is always so interested in other ppls scandals. haha. Always at the forefront of gossip. The centre of all action. hahaha we all know too well la. So anyway hes kajiao-ing me on msn now even as i type dis entry...

joel_ ت™ says:
hahahahahahaha
joel_ ت™ says:
wah u blog so long
joel_ ت™ says:
must be a super long entry
joel_ ت™ says:
abt all my virtues
joel_ ت™ says:
thanx!

well. one virtue i have to say abt him is. SNEAKY. JOEL LEE LIKES SOMEONE NOW AND REFUSES TO TELL ME!!!! Wah after all the taohuay and diamonds incident, (go figure... if u cant geddit u are not from 4c)u still have de guts to keep everything to urself!? So u die here. Promised u i'll flame de shit outta u here rite joel! hee.=) now u better tell me haha. and if u delete dis u will get it ah!!!!

similan

i think this is wat jem means:



its so not a vulgar word!!! its a nice and tranquil island in thailand :D

so dun misunderstood us 4Cians cos we are all nice, friendly, angelic, peace-loving creatures . joel can testify that right joel? ;)

vulgarities? huh? wazzat? can eat one or not lol.

SMILE!!

SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH

even though GP common test is over, we must still rmb to speak perfect english!!

speaking of which, i dun think they penalise grammar and syntax errors and singlish for other papers, hmm sooooo i think we could write sth liddat and still get away with it:

outline the biosafety issue that arises from the use of live vaccines (4)

aiyah, you know ah, the attenuation process can cock up one mah! not fail-safe one you know. later the survicving pathogens cause disease then how!! dun play play ok. den the virus also can revert back to virulent form one mah, say chance damn small, but still got chance one, mah. then those immunosuppressed peeple use also danger one mah! they so weak later succumb to disease then how! then you know ah some people also damn loser one mah may develop allergic response to vaccine one mah! Die then how!! knnbccb!

the highlighted pointed are the marking points lol. so technically this ah beng got full marks for this qn haha. anyone wants to try? :P

then this one is also a classic (live example)

the discrimination of the equation is less than 4!

hur hur hur.

anyway this entry is like damn sian lah.

common test is just so (*#()^&*$&^#*_&*#_***%$

so to boost the fellow 4cian's morale:



jolin tsai: BOO HOO HOO i couldnt get up!!!

this just shows that some stuffs are extra prone to gravitational force

stop thinking dirty and mug hard for CTs :)

birthday bash part #3

suddenly this blog is so active. why is there so many gemini ppls in our class lol.

anyway today is zhihao's birthday!!!! well in fact theres only 3 minutes left lol lol. but still its still zhihao's birthday so we shall still treasure this 3 minutes of fame :)

as zhihao is an incredibly shy person, i dun have any photos of him in my com!!! could some1 pls contribute some of his shuai pics pleeeeeeeease lol.

and as usual, my birthday greeting gals. this person is definitely much more voluptuous than the zhiling jie jie and she exudes this intelligent aura around her.

yes yes droooool while i bring u the sausiest, most tittilating burfdae gurl till date

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there see i never lie what. hahahaha.

anyway it was haisong's birthday 5 days ago. ooooops

haisong is always our favourite techo


well, since im running out of burfdae girls (unless u all can contribute more pics... hahaha) and furong jie jie is simply too hot to handle:



i guess we'll leave it as it is:


hahaha

Alright folks, i know i know, recently the hype about the newly inducted DUMPER cy and his happy wife elaine seemed to have died down, overwhelmed by other posts of other importance. Yet your admin here has never stopped working, digging out the juiciest news we can have for you. In today's feature, we have a thousand words. yes. a thousand words. Why is that so you might ask? because a picture is worth a thousand words.



Weddings are such nice occasions, they remind us that there is love in this world, and for certain couples *ahem cy ahem his wife*, it reminds them that someday they will walk down the isle together. hence they have to rehearse it more often =D

HMMmmm

while we were getting high by that fu rong jie jie pic, we seem to forget something!

how can we forget that its KING junxiang's burfdae too?

shame on us hornie buggers.

*nod nod*

anyway, this post is a tribute to our dear king JX!


hee hee hee wat a cute pose

man, that smile. the smile that melts all the girls' hearts

mmmmmmmmmmm shao nu sha shou



as shown in the photo, jx is darn good in swallowing too.

man, thats a mouthful

no pun intended.

king jx is also a taekwando pro now. man, he kicks ass.

hmmmm he must be like a super hunk right now


(artist's impression)

with such a dazzling look and such a charming smile, how can any gal resists the king's aura?

i bet hes having hell lot of fun in HCJC now, with all the xiaolongnu s and leave all the chao fat muggers to us :(

*sob*

anyway heres a belated burfdae to u! all the best for ur A's and continue to wreck havoc in hcjc muahaha

and yes yes, u should get a special gift from me too:


welllllll i run out of jiejies alr so u can have beng hong ger ger!!! hahaha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIFU!!

today is a very speical day

cos its our dear stfu SHIFU's burfdae!!

now hes legal to go clubbing, drink and god knows do what...

*sob* wat happened to the pure, innocent shifu i once know

wait a minute, there wasnt a pure and innocent shify in the first place

HAHAHA.

well since im like really poor

and i dun think we'll have an outing in the near future

heres a nice gift, from the deepest of my com hard disk

*caution: not safe for office viewing*



see im such a nice friend lah :)

censored cos this is a public space and therefore must adhere to sg govt's rules and regulation blah.. if u want the uncensored one u can always find me online :)

buuuuuuuut of course this is not shifu's type! we all know that shifu likes really hot, hot hot sexy voluptuous and well-endowed foxy chicks. how can a mere zhiling jie jie satisfy his insatiable hunger?

hence i took much harder effort to dig out another even more sausy, more explicit photo. i bet shifu will be so pleased haha.

once again not safe for casual viewing! view it at ur own risk

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there i told u its EXPLICIT haha