its been decided. chomp chomp III will materialise. but when?

thursday or friday guys!!!

CHOMP CHOMP III

zzzzz im bored but hey! im really looking forward to another class outing haha! and since everyone's free now, lets grab this opportunity for us to meet up again!

Sunrise special.

Everyone knows that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Well, maybe not everyone. But majority of the humanoids roaming mother earth should have a basic understanding of that. Therefore, using such common knowledge, the admins of 4cSP cracked our brains while mulling over the demise of our prelim results and came up with an amazing hypothesis. The best place to watch the sunrise is

*drummmm rolllllll*






i bet you have never even thought of it. EAST COAST!
applause please.





It's okay. We can envision some of our readers scrambling to grab their notepads and pens to jot down this amazing discovery. Meanwhile, let's get back to our main point. As we all know, members of 4C are extremely curious beings, very often choosing to take The Road Not Taken [ reminds us of TKY no doubt ]. If you do not know who TKY is, try asking any of us. If we are all in our grouchy mood and refuse to tell you unless you bribe us, you can always stay tuned to our blog. She will make the headlines one of these days.

Ok sorry to keep you in suspense...Lets continue. A future CnemEngineer of 4C decided to investigate the truth behind the hypothesis. By keeping the activity constant and varying other variables, he changed the location of viewing the sunrise to the beach located at a park near to where he lives. Of course, he did not expect anyone to be as curious as him and spot him on his quest for greater knowledge. And hence, he enlisted the assistance of someone very dear to him to accompany him on this quest and off they went, in the wee hours of the morning, venturing into the park. Along the way, they completed many sidequests that levelled them up and gave them skill points to put into the strength of their bonding. However, being a responsible writer, i regret to inform you that the censorship laws of a big brother in 4C has disallowed me from disclosing further details.

Little did he know, a brave and valiant admin called shifu was on his polyphasic sleep schedule and was very much wide awake at 5+am in the morning. As such, he decided to take a stroll in the park alone while the rest of his entourage slept pissfully peacefully in the comforts of their tents room. The park was indeed dark. Despite having walked through it with the LHC*SSC just a few hours ago, shifu still felt abit lost. Luckily, he made his way to a bench safely and sat there trying to see if the sunrise could be spotted from the park. MEANWHILE, the hero and princess of this story has disappeared into the further end of the park. Due to the lack of nightvision equipment, shifu was unable to track them down. So he sat on the bench waiting. The sky slowly brightened. Guess what. NO SUNRISE! /wrists. nono. obviously i didnt slash my wrists, if not i wouldnt be here typing would i?

So, feeling proud that the admins of 4cSP could prove the hypothesis correct by induction, shifu began his trek back to camp. As he expected, he heard 2 familiar voices chatting very happily and blissfully with each other. As he walked closer, he saw ChemEngineer and the love of his life walking hand in hand together. For one of the rare times in his life, Shifu felt like he was BRIGHT after all. I'm sure many of us are wondering who this mysterious ChemEngineer is. Some of us already know, but for those who don't, think harder and you will SEE WHY.


P.S Eh. Still got where to see sunrise better? i heard sentosa not bad. some angmoh couple tell me one. ChemEngineer wants to know.

Character Spotlight: Jem

Ok so this blog is dead. We've no entries in 1 month and no new gossips/scandals to talk about. CnE is fun but old. The blog's original goal of reporting all of chongyi's sneakiness has lost its purpose (since they're not sneaky anymore, not fun)

Now, as all hope of a vibrant and daily-updated class blog is fading into the dark, we have decided to bring the aims of this blog back to its basics. Yes. We're bringing the focus back to the whacky people in 4C. We'd be blogging about them, their favorites, personality etc presented in a "My Profile" segment for a matchmaking site format :P, so that we can erm, know them better-er?

So without further ado, introducing 4csp's latest endeavour... the 4C

Character Spotlight!

With the intention to start this off with a bang, its no doubt who should be the 1st to be featured. Without the slightest doubt in our minds, we knew that there was only 1 to fit the bill. The most entertaining, witty, dynamic and explosive member of 4C. He's none other than...

(photoshop courtesy of philip)

Jem's Profile

Real name: Lam Jia Hong Jeremy

Affectionately known as: Jem

Pet names: Shuaiz, hot bod, 6-pack
A little history behind this. Jem was already shuai since he was born. But what we didn't know, was that he had a well-concealed 6 pack, which some of us only noticed when he was changing to play tennis. Henceforth, he was worshipped as the 6-pack God. For those of you who haven't seen his 6-pack yet, don't worry we're arranging a Chomp Chomp Episode 3.

Status: ??

Hot-meter: 10 out of 10

DotA skills: 101 out of 100 imbaaaaaaa!

Pet phrases: Hoho this one got alot.
1. zhee bird
2. monster mama
3. f___ (cannot say here)
4. similanjiao :P
you get the pattern la right? hahaha.

Favorite actions:
Some loser: Jem how was the paper?
Jem: Har? *insert smirk here*

Brief Biography/Timeline:
Jem started off as a quiet and reserved boy in sec 1. He was literally, a man of few words. While everyone chionged off to the canteen during recess, he would shout "Weiping bang wo mai pao" and then do dunno wat in class lol.
In sec 2, me n cy knew him as the studious and insanely intelligent young man. He was a dedicated member of chongyi's MDP group hahahaha, and managed an 80+% average after failing maths in sec 2. FAIL hor. FAIL ok. Developed the trademark smirk whenever anyone asked him how the paper went. (it means he aced it)
In sec 3, he became the resident lit/History/SS pro in class. What lit teacher? we din have any lit teacher. zzz just read his printed essays can liao. He was also once again a dedicated member of me n cy's Research project group haha. Biceps start to grow.
In sec 4, he consolidated his status as academics pro in class, pwning every subject. Biceps grew bigger. Remains the only one left unstripped in 4C.
In J1, he became TT captain. z0mg. Biceps grew even bigger. Started playing DotA.
In J2, biceps became monstrous, and 6 packs developed. Wtf I'm like writing a bio essay. Became resident DotA pro. Remains legendary pudge hooker. Will ace A levels then become doctor.

So after a brief introduction, we now have a brief msn interview with da man himself:

me: how well do u think u did for prelims?
Jem: badly [Editor's note: means he gonna get 4 low As]
me: where do you envision yourslef 20 yrs down the road?
Jem: in your wife's underwear
me: uh ok.
me: wad do u think of cy?
Jem: he is a pangseh king but not bad at least he never pangseh dota yesterday.
[Editor's note: cy come for dota also cause us to lose so doesn't really matter lol]
me: what do u look for in a girl/guy (depends on your preference)
Jem: he must be chubby like you.
me: thanks i know i'm cute :)
me: wtf you're not gay right?
Jem: im a gay man, actually he must be good looking but im attached to daniel alr
[Editor's note: urh rigghtttt]
me: if u r a breed of dog what kind of dog would u be?
Jem: if ur a breed of dog what kind of dog would you f___ (censored)
Jem: uh no im happy being human
[Editor's note: aiyah he got hotbod, should be hotdog la]
me: which one contributes more to world peace? crabstick or tofu? *this qn is philip ask one i don't get it too*
Jem: harh?
Jem: crabstick
me: who's the lucky girl in yr phone inbox?
Jem: harh? which one?
Jem: gt quite alot luh
[Editor's note: tsk tsk sneaky, is rebecca one of them?]
me: how would u rate ur body?
Jem: f*** you, ok i go prepare alr i going out, ask cy stop giving this stupid qn shit
Jem: bet you're talking to him now
me: hahaha
Jem: anw to the what do you think of cy is
Jem: I SHALL TELL THE TRUTH
Jem: HE GOT ALOT OF HAIR HAHA
[Editor's note: CY got alot of white hair btw]
Jem: and stop opening stuff man
[Editor's note: harh? what did CY open? eh chongyi u better SAY]

Haha anyway thanks alot jem for taking time off to answer this abit bo liao interview!!!
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And now, let's hear what Jem's friends have to say about him:

Bai says-

Jem is an outstanding individual with intellect and body that surpasses his
peers. His wit, coupled with his bootilicious, sexy and piping hot bod has
caused many girls to swoon over him. His extensive vocabulary and imbalanced
skills have made him feared and respected by others. And his sneakiness is
perhaps only second to Chong Yi.

shifu says-

jem is the gem of 4c. he lights up our lives with his wit and humour, coupled by
his godly demeanour, he makes everything else pale in comparison, yet at the
same time is able to elevate the status of others just by being in their
presence. this is often known as the jem aura, which has baffled the countless
posers trying to imitate him.

Chongyi says-

Washboard abs, domineering level of unsurpassed intellect, wit and humour, are
just some of the characteristics one would associate with Jem. Certainly not one
to be trifled with, he has commanded the respect and awe of his peers and
teachers alike, with wicked-sick grades and unrivaled physique. He is most
certainly unparalleled in the realm of girls, which keeps him busy sms-ing all
day long and refusing to divulge the contents of his beloved inbox. Such
sneakiness most probably undisputed except for maybe Bai.

But all
in all, there’s always a reason why jem rhymes with gem; coz hes always been a
dear to all of us! Haha u bitch.

Daniel says-

If you dont know him, you will assume he's a murderer who is out to kill
you.
But if you know him well, you realize that he's actually pretty gentle,
but of course with the same ability to murder you.
Beware of his stare. Its
the only thing that protects him from being stripped. Also, in addition to Jem's
chiselled six-pack and monstrous biceps, he possesses this smirk that woos the
girls and
kills anyone who makes the mistake of asking him "how was the
paper?"
I could go on forever, but all in all, if there is anyone you could
call when a gang is after you, Its JEM.

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*tears* Aww look at those heartfelt and touching statements from jem. He is indeed a bright spark in our lives *tears*

And now for the last portion. Me n cy sneaked around his wallet yesterday and uncovered an earthshaking discovery... There was a love letter tucked neatly in his wallet. *gasp* With no regard for any privacy, we opened and read the letter. Here's the contents of it, based loosely on our memory:

To my dearest beloved Jem,

i wanna lick ur sex(six) pack so badly.
all the curvy ridges and all. hee.
oh man, i wanna lick your armpit sweat too.
ooh, so tasty! so yummy! sooo fragrant!!

- Danielle

Uh. ok that's abit gross i know. But still, an admirer is an admirer. Who's this mysterious danielle, and what's her sneaky relationship with jem? Hmm.. we might just have a new scandal :P

Birthday bash: David

we have another august baby and its none other than our diabolic david! as u might have known david has supernatural pyro abilities and had managed to burn down a bio lab all by himself -.- so hes the kind of person i wont mess around with haha! god knows what he'll do to u with his bling-bling chains...

lol since hes too far from our evil clutches, being in vjc and most likely having a good time with all the felicia chin lookalikes, we've decided to spare him from the 4c treatments 1st, on the conditions that he'll recommend some of his "collections" to us ;)

to show my utmost sincerity (to get felicia chin lookalikes), i've even offered my best collection!






see? haha

Birthday bash: Guang Hao

Haha as u all know, yesterday was National Day, but there were other more important things happening on the 9th of August, for example, Cindy's birthday!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUANG HAO!!!

okay being the National Day baby, we have decided to scrape the usual birthday girl special, but have instead decided to go on a more mature route...

He <3 Singapore and ... erm nvm

Introducing the PAP-endorsed Chairman!! (why Mr Mark Wee call him Chairman last time ah? Can't remember)

See, we're patriotic folks :)