Wednesday, November 30, 2005

-.-

A tourist coming to Singapore on board an SIA flight asked the stewardess: "What did you do in school?"
The reply: "Study lor."
And so the tourist thought:"Oh my, how educated the people are. Even an air stewardess has a law degree."














a good site for laffter: www.spicyjokes.com

eh oops.

oh wtf haha got POLL MEH HOW COME I NEVER SEEEE.

eh let's play bowling instead i suck at pool -ok nt that i'm damn good at bowling too but STILL- at least in bowling my fragging balls go into the hole =D not like in pool.

ok anyway i'm such a advert whore. rafflesh2opolo.blogspot.com haha go figure.lks amateurish and pixilaated though. stupid photobucket.

and yes of couse 8th's good :) paradiz got pool alr what go until selegie for what.

and yes cy u realised if leon brings his uh hum. u'll be targetted like shit aft that :D

chill bros/

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Class Outing Proposal.

Ok dudes, those wow-ing and dota-ing included. Look here. We need some decisions. I feel that since it's the holidays, we need to feast. But being the testerone charged beings that we men are (luckily zhaoyu isnt in our class), i do suggest a dota (much as i dont like it as a game) session at some lanshop big enuff to house us all, maybe a few games of pool, then... proceed to somewhere with nice food to eat. Here's the foolproof instructions

1. Meet up.
2. Go lanshop (dhoby ghaut?)
3. piak lan
4. pay lan charges
5. go piak pool (selegie?)
6. pay pool charges
7. find food.

Total expenditure estimate per person: $5 for lan, $5 for pool, $15 for food. $25 in all.
Tentative plan: Meet at 1.30pm @ dhobyghaut mrt on 8th dec, thursday afternoon.

this shud give u guys enuff time to feedback abt the time and date whether u all can make it. pls spread the message ard and if u cant go pls sms me @ 97101585 to tell me reason and suggest another time i will try to arrange.

sheesh... dis blog is so dead and so is our planning of class outing :(

Anyway, i am like quite diao abt going to geylang to spend de night and sampling de delicacies on offer..... (food lah duh!) So why not we juz find a day go eastcoastmarina or sumthing. Sentosa is fine too, if u all dun mind going again, as i tot de last outing dere was qt successful =] leon u can bring your girl along again we dun mind hahah =p

Tentatively, we can juz go for lunch/dota/dinner. Or we crash someone's house for a bbq =] Yayness... so joellee plz change ur poll to sumthing more meaningful and ppl plz post more lehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thursday, November 24, 2005

strayover at sean's pigsty

whee the retards are at sean's hse nw. this is our second nite. we went to watch harrypotter at greatworld jz now. cho chang sucks sucks sucks. so ugly. wtf man. BoA wud have been a better choice. ^_^ anyway, no quidditch to watch. oops sorry spoiler. haha

alert: many of us have lost our first times at sean's hse.
dont freak out. curns' first time cooking/sweeping floor, wh's first time cooking in much less clothes than usual, my first time ahem in a bathtub (bathing la wad u think), chan's first time having a threesome on sean's masturbate room. oops. master bed room. qx... first time... not mugging for anything? coolness. sean's first time having 5 maids to cook and washup and clean e house for him =)

we are loading our bodies with junk food, officially obtaining the rank of Serial AKA Cereal killer as we plow our way thru coco crunch and rice krispies and some kellogs thing i think. ok and we've lots of cholesterol too! let's see... a total of 9 eggs when into our ham omelette jz nw. we still have 20 left. and still got those small quail eggs. ahahahahahahahaha. i think we shud jz fertilise them all. (note: this does not represent the opinion of all the retards)

Dead or alive is fun. now i understand why e singapore rep for wcg can train so hard. cause its nt easy to get tired of it. jz change e costumes! =p bleah. omg im tired. but i think e party is still on. i shall go and partehhhhhhhh

Sunday, November 20, 2005

omfg no chicken little

if u all want it tell me cos malaysia selling pirated DVD version liao. CRYSTAL CLEAR resolution omfg.

want to watch 40-year-old virgin or deuce bigalow: european giggolo btw? i got the dvd LOL XD

Thursday, November 17, 2005

geylang united

alright i shall further elaborate on my geylang outing plan haha.

firstly as usual we'll go cine and watch movie, lan, bowl.... u know the usual boring stuff. but when the night comes, thats when the fun begins hehehe hahaha.

we'll begin our raunchy escapade at the lorong 9 beef hor fun stall for some exotic alfresco dining while looking at nice scenaries of course ;).

alternatively we can go somewhere else to eat, like turtle soup (walking distance away from my house), hongkong chou tofu (quite far), no signboard seafood, or any places that can have a good view :)

then, we'll check in at some hotels to stay for the nite. might sound gay but just treat it as some sort of luxury chalet haha with aircon and bathing and most importantly, theres CABLE TV which means EPL and PS2 and XBOX. depending on the turnout maybe we ahve to book more rooms haha or else it would be quite gay to stuff 30 ppl in one small room.

to name a few hotels theres fragrance, hotel 81, gay world (no pun intended) and etc. shall check out the price soon.

edited: price for fragrance hotel is 79 bucks if we book in on weekdays and 89bucks on saturday for thier biggest room. price for hotel 81 is 89 bucks on weekdays and 99 bucks on saturday for their biggest room. can anyone go check the sizes?

then of course, if u r bored from playing ps2 theres always midnight recreation in walking distance..... i mean supper haha.

so things to bring:

-civees and student pass/ I.C just in case
-ps2 or xbox for all night gaming
-lots of munnie (so save up now)
-cards and board games
-camera or digicam if u have
-last but not least, chastity
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...... just joking lah! haha


and erm leon erm u can always bring your other commitment(s) to our class outing. nobody says that having two commitments simultaneously is a sin ;)

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

when the light disappears,
and when the world's insincere
you'll be safe here

that is wad i feel abt 4c. hurry outing!!!!!!!

Monday, November 14, 2005

I read you poem, you give me mooncake, mmm love is IN THE AIR

the title has absolutely nothing to do with the entry and is sorely for entertaining purposes.

good to see so many entries up so soon, this is more enthu than i expected... really thanks to everyone who bothers to blog and also to check this site out frequently.

oh no getting emo again. this must be due to the fact that i stayed until 3.30 am to finish my i&r. Fuck it.

feel free to give us an update on your current life im sure we are all interested about it. this particular applies to chongyi and we are ALL INTERESTED about that salty ramen lol. tell us more abt it k? hahaha.

i shall tell mine 1st. its good to be in a funky n bonded class but people with emo or attitude problems still serves as a major source of headache. its great to have a all-guys clique where u can do all sort of stupid things like eating deep fried mars bar while looking at well-endowed ajac chicks. my class is infested with nygh girls and i must say they are.... energetic? haha i shall reserve my comments until the outing. my class is also damn si bei sporty and hence i have no choice but to follow the crowd and gymming has almost become a routine. but im still flabby and unattractive.

and yeah after 4 years i finally passed my napfa =) FINALLY.

i wonder how the girls in hcjc are like. perhaps jx can tell us more abt it? esp the pink shirt ones lol

Sneaky CY uncovered once more. Apparently orchard's novelty has worn off, and they have decided that salty ramen is better, near home.

waddehell.

KNN u all like open dis blog to publicly suan me one ah?! Lol anyway its kinda amusing seeing everyone get so emotional and raving about our past 3c/4c days so i shall chip in my 2sense worth =]

Haha really loved sitting in the middle of jemlam and joellee, behind zhihaohaisongjunxiang and infront of guanhaochuansean. Omgawd caught right in the thick of all the shit!! HAHA Thanks to jem for doubling my vocab (in e wrong sense tho), to joel for free entertainment and his constant sex inclinations and lamentations. =p

Basically thanks for the bullshit lah guys... keep the large intestin flowing yah? =] omgawd i am full of shit

Sunday, November 13, 2005

*FINALLY

YES FINALLY,

we have a class blog. after lyk 1 year lol. this is lyk class revival right? haha. anyway hu's gonna sean's hse wen he's parents r going overseas?

*ok this part was editted after reading e blog*

y do we have a contributors list? haha shifu wans to keep track of those ppl hu dun post or something is it?

Yo dudes im back. ok la im so enthu abt this blog that im updating more often than my own blog. haha. Let's hope i dun lose the enthusiasm. pls get more 4C pple to post here. or at least tag and read. ok erm. joel, its nt my class chalet thats e prob. e retards are having their bi/tri/quart/ annual retreat, this time at sean's house. hence if u all can decide on the date we will try to be all at sean's hse at the correct time and then watch with u all. And phillo, i think u wud rather make an entry into girls than on girls. =P

omg everyone please do not link this blog. cause erm, im nt really planning to censor or filter my choice of words and topics.

and buffets make me super full. details of e Retards buffet celebration for curns can be found on my blog. ok kthnxbye i go and mug my op script.

and the great PHILosopher speaks

alriight its pronounced as phil-lor soh -fur so expect this entry to be quite lor soh haha.

firstly im really happy to see this blog up and running, though IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET UP LIKE LAST YEAR LOL. nvm i think the one year in jc really makes us appreciate the days in 3c/4c. freedom to talk cock in class and not getting those *roll eyes* reactions, freedom to strip anyone we like (though its mostly joel lee haha), freedom to ask teachers weird questions (philip to saggy: ma'am do cows/horses/fishes menstruate?) , and really having fun and laughing our asses off 24/7.

4c is also like our last comfort zone before we r shoved one step closer to the reality. there wasnt any pressure like the promos, SATs, scholarships, S-papers (not to be confused with those u used to wipe your bottoms with), and most importantly, GIRLSSS. ( they r really interesting creatures which i might make an entry abt them next time. or maybe shifu can do that for me lol). The only pressure we get is like the O's, which actually only troubles us after the common test.

so i hope that this blog serves as some remnants of our precious memories and our common comfort zone while living under the oppression of ionic equilibria and menstruatic monsters. i really enjoyed the time i was in 4c and it was really the happiest times of my life.

haha after i get laid it may not be the case anymore LOL.

p.s i wasnt a leftie! maybe we should change the title haha

chongyi, there is a very simple reason. cause u cant see the lightings properly in the day even if they are on. go figure. anyway it's CURNS bdae on monday! 14th nov. we the retards hav bought him a msepad lol.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

virgin post

hello dudes. welcome to the gathering of the greatest, coolest, funkiest geeks in rafflesian history. mwahaha, home of the 4c2004. it's been quite long since our last conquest, as chongyi has been rather busy with orchard road. oh yea cy u can actually try going at nite, the christmas lighting is coolness. how does chomp chomp episode2 sound? or perhaps we can conquer some sushi place. suggestions? ok nvm for once can u all jz vote? =p everyone update with the sneakiest news hor. thanks

wah lau seefoo first entry u come spam me liao?! damn ghey lah and how u noe christmas lightings are coolness at nite... =p