In response to our reports, Chongyi has excitedly sacrificed a small portion of his time with elaine to grant us a short but enlightening interview...

4csouthpaws: Hey chongyi, it is rumoured that you play the position of the spiker in the vball team, mainly incharge of spiking elaine's drinks with your love potion so that she will fall madly in love with you... can u please verify that?

CY: Errr... Still need to spike meh?

Well with that, he turned away from us and flashed a lovey-dovey smile at Elaine, whose heart immediately melted... Perhaps, just perhaps, because of a stunning discovery that we made using the amazing lovecalculator in our previous attempts, he has redirected his love potions to spike another person's drink, managing to bring that person and his <3 percentage to 97%! Due to the fact that our reporters do not wish to be stoned in school by people like the canoeists, that person's name will remain a secret, known by joel lee... and thats all we have folks, stay tuned for more news.