Saturday, April 15, 2006

Sorry for the lack of updates. Due to the fag that our dear admin Joel Lee has been pretty caught up with his rehearsals for guitar concert, he has been unable to post anything on this blog. To quote him...

Shifu: EH joel, update leh
Joel: duwan la. my fingers so tired from playing guitar that i cant even lift them
Shifu: Wah not bad leh u can type without lifting ur fingers
Joel: WTF. _|_
(incase people had doubt about what that sign means. it is the 3rd finger of either hands that joel has, depending on which one he is using to **** and which one is free at that moment)

So poor shifu, after getting the notorious finger of the Finger Initiative, goes on the hunt for our cameraman Guang Hao, more affectionately known as Cindy. I heard that in an attempt to bear some resemblence in his name to our founding father Sir STAMFORD Raffles, he has decided to lengthen his name to CINDY STAMPFORD, obviously a rip off Cindy Crawford's name. And to top it all off, he even had a makeover. Here are some exclusive photos brought to you by the 4Csouthpaws admin team.



However, Cindy was too busy to upload the videos he had taken of our sexploits. The reason he gave was simple - He was constantly getting disconnected from the internet, which he claimed was caused by his lousy router. However, we sent an expert panel of technicians down to his house to run diagnostic tests on his computer and came up with interesting results. The true reason he kept getting disconnected was because of the tremendous amount of people trying to download the countless videos that he hosts on his new laptop. You name it, he has it. Korean, japanese, chinese, english, german...

So, shifu once again has nothing of substantial entertainment to post. Oh yes, the disclaimer before i forget. The **** that you saw above about joel does not start with W and end with ANK. It starts with T and ends with a YPE. You must be really bored to have read the whole post.

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