the finger initiative

today's entry will be different as for the 1st time, 4csouthpaws.blogspot.com would be fighting for a cause. a cause that could change your life forever.


The Finger Initiative was set up on 1946 in the Great Britain, during the tumulous post-war period. its founder, Sir Olfactory McDigg, traumatised by the ravages of the war and the mass starvation that was occuring throughout the state, pictured an utopiac vision where "people.. could be self-sufficient and not need to worry about hunger". he was determined to find a cheap, and efficient wat to feed the masses. it strikes to him one day that, what else could be a better method if the food source comes directly from people? gold-digging, he said, is effortless and yet it is rich in fibre and proteins with the essential minerals and vitamins needed in our daily intake. furthermore, it is self-replenishing and a renewable source of food.



the rest was history. The Finger Initiative has since developed into a non-profitable organisation that has its prescense in 160 countries throughout the globe. it has offered humanitarian aid to countries devawstated by natural disasters and famines and offered education courses in all our branches. we boast 82589 volunteers that have been working with our cause throughout all these years.


dr.jiak pi sai, an expert in the field of nutrition studies, and a professor in the Normal University of China (yes it does exist), says that nose digging helps in blood circulation and has proved effective in countering 36 known diseases.

"its fantastic" says Mr. Chee Koh, regional head of The Finger Initiative. "i have been observing these poor little fragile starving children at macdonald's and i say to myself: 'how can i feed those children and give them some daddy loving?' that is when i devoted myself to the finger Initiative cause, and have been actively fingering since then".



Mr Koh has even volunteered to be the model for its public campaign poster to "educate the masses about the numerous benefits of nasal-stimulation" when asked about the details, mr koh replied that he is "very busy right now" and has to rush back to his office at mac's to attend to the group of ri boys which had just finished lessons, and he hastily left via bus 156.




you can help by pledging to be an active finger-er or help to spread the word around your community. alternatively, you can donate to the singapore office at MacDonald's, Junction 8, Singapore.