A guy and his girlfriend are in bed. They've just finished making love with each other and the girl screams to the guy "I want u so much! i want to have ur baby!!! What should we call him?"

The guy gets out of bed, pulls off his condom, ties a knot at the top and throws it out of the window. He then turns to his girlfriend and says "if he can get out of there, let's call him Houdini!"

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