Model Answer for Dota 'S' Paper

well since im like freaking bored now, given that mugging is really bugging my funning, i have decided to come up with a model answer for the Dota 'S' Paper which i saw was one of the blogs' famous post.
My answer is freaking short and sweet because i dun intend to spend so much time thinking of a long essay answer (had enough of that during my hist test today). But don't worry, this answer is an ownage gosu answer which will 100% guarantee you your Dota 'S' Paper distinction as long as u write it cos it is just too perfect an answer which evokes envy from your marker that someone can come up with such a pro answer. And the answer goes like this...
"For Dota, although there are a kaleidoscope of factors which can conjure up the win for the team, the one variable which will always remain a trustworthy and reliable variable is that of the inclusion of dota players from the 4c community. As long as there's 4c members in the dota game, the outcome of the game will be pretty much decided, cos 4c members all possess the mystical skill which guarantees their team the win. No matter what other factors may go against the team, as long as 4c is in it, the win is confirmed. And when 4c members square off in a dota game, you get a completely nerve-racking, scintillating and exciting game distinct with all the gosu and sometimes nonsencal styles which 4c players employ. As such, a good dota game will always be determined by 4c members."
The teacher will definitely give u the distinction cos ALL 4C MEMBERS ARE TOO GOSU LIKE GODS.